Joke of the day....

A blonde woman walks into an H & R Block Tax accountant's office andtells him that she needs help to file her taxes.

The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.' He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, 'What is your occupation?'
'I'm a prostitute,' she says.

The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, 'No, no, no, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that.'
The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl.'

'No, that still won't work. Try again.'

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,

'I'm a chicken farmer.'

The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a Prostitute?'

'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year. '

'Chicken Farmer it is.'